you can't retire
and leave us with all that work
but there's a way out
throw a retirement party
to celebrate your new life
retirement stands for
do what you want
whenever you want
as long as you want
time for a course in
making decisions
your early retirement
was a very wise decision
now there'll be an extra person
spending a lot of money
making the economy grow
pension feels like
REplacing a bike TIRE
over and over again
that's why they call it
RETIREment
Pension benefits
Endless time with your wife
No more deadlines
Sleeping as long as you want
Irresistible urge to lounge
Outstanding coffee
No need for excuses
happy retirement
time to meet new colleagues
a lovely garden giving you
opportunities to unwind
and great grandchildren who
give you plenty reasons to relax